you be nice to your sister!
Jakeb Brasee's
The Art and Science of Finishing Last

[+] purchase, purchase, purchase! (now in eBook format, too!)

This is a book about ninjas. And sisters. And how to harness the power of the ninja to be a great brother-in-Christ to those sisters. I wrote it because I am so grateful to God for the Christian sisters He's given me (sincerely speaking, they keep me sane and strong). I want you to understand what it really means to show a woman brotherly love, for her sake and for yours! (Please do this whether or not you happen to buy this book. ;) It's awesome to become a useful brother -- especially when it means being a bona fide pretend ninja, too.

(Why ninja? It's explained further in the book, but it boils down to wanting God to get all the glory, and not wanting to spook your sisters while trying to love them. And because...well, if someone says "ninja", you don't ask why!)